Destination Punishment Room


A group of girls are discovered reading and
laughing at the following poem, written by
one of the girls. All are obviously to be
punished but the author more severely
than others.

BECAUSE THE DISCIPLINE IS SO STRICT,

WE SIMPLY HATE THIS SCHOOL,

WE KNOW WE’LL GET OUR BOTTOMS SPANKED,

FOR BREAKING EVERY MINOR RULE.

THE GOVERNORS LOVE TO “SIT IN COURT”

IN ORDER TO DECIDE OUR FATE.

THESE TRIALS DON’T TAKE TOO MUCH TIME,

WE DON’T HAVE VERY LONG TO WAIT.

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT WE’VE DONE.

WE KNOW BEFORE THE MEETING STARTS,

WE’RE GOING TO GET OUR BACKSIDES WHACKED,

JUST TO PLEASE THOSE STUPID FARTS.

THEY LOVE TO SEE OUR KNICKERS DOWN,

BARE BOTTOMS RAISED HIGH IN THE AIR,

BEING SOUNDLY SPANKED ACROSS THEIR KNEES,

OR BEING CANED ACROSS THE CHAIR.

 

THOSE PIOUS PRATS! HOW THEY INSIST,

HOW THEY HATE THEIR JOBS AS SPANKERS.

BUT JUDGING BY THEIR LEERING FACES,

WE THINK THEY ARE JUST STUPID WANKERS.

Submitted by a reader.   2005         Return to reading list